May 2012
my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman
ihopebarackobama:
I hope Barack Obama never reads My Immortal.
"Will you wash the dishes?"
Me:
3 seconds later:
My Dad: I like Tom Hiddleston better with dark hair, it really brings out his blue eyes.
My Dad:
My Dad: That sounded gayer than I thought it would jesus christ
Was I the only one to notice...
iamladyloki:
loki-odins-son:
That Asgard could easily be misunderstood as Ass-guard
All the weapons are penis metaphors
Like Thor’s hammer
And Loki’s scepter
Asgardians are always dressed for role play
Seriously
Even headgear
They use suggestive language
There is poledancing
Then the obsession with kneeling….
And the punishment for trying to take over the world...
When you’re typing in your password…
but you get it wrong.
So you start typing like this…
If Tumblr shuts down someday, I just want say to...
wvnderbar:
instead of learning from my mistakes i like to dwell on them until i have a panic attack
At a conference, Stephanie Meyer said: “The God...
the-gays-of-our-lives:
panicthecentaurs:
